This crossword puzzle is very nice, Whore. I plan to work on it when my mother's not looking. Now she has me in speech therapy! Even though I don't think that there's any problem with the way I talk. But she thinks there must be SOMETHING wrong with me so I'm in speech therapy anyway. So she's always making me practice reading boring things aloud. Like the classified ads of the St. Louis Post Dispatch. I wish i could read one of my romance novels aloud and replace the hero's name with "Gabriel" and the heroine's name with "Gabeluv" but my mother just points at the urn that holds my grandmothers ashes and asks me "Do you think Grandmother Louise wants to hear that?" And then I have to say 'no, she probably doesn't."

Gabeluv, you inspired me to change my avatar. I read all of your posts to that other topic, and I really like your safewords. I wish I had thought of doing that, too. When I feel like that I just usually get hives. One time I scratched myself till I started bleeding, but now I take Benadryl and sometimes put on calamine lotion. I love the color pink so I guess it's okay!

I know what you mean about the speech therapy. I used to do that, too. I practiced a lot by myself reading copies of Redbook that I kept hidden under my bed. But I would whisper it, just to get the feel of the words, but not loud enough to get caught. Some of the articles were too embarrassing to read really out loud anyway.

And Whore, I love crosswords! I hope I don't sound too full of myself, but I think I'm going to win this one!

i can't believe that you are so obsessed with me that you have my name as a clue for your crossword puzzle. you even put my clue before yours--who's the hopeless romantic now?

if i was feeling less lazy, i'd post the following question under the "questions for gabriel" section:

"what is the deal with this silly bitch? will you please let her know where she stands?"

because you know what? the last time i mentioned you to him, i *distinctly* remember him telling you to behave. and if you can't remember back that far, look it up, you silly twat.

oh don't fucking flatter yourself. obviously you weren't the only name to go on there so why don't you get a fucking clue!!!!! and i didn't put them in order. i found a crossword generater so i only typed in what i wanted and presto chango its a crossword.

don't be so certan of your status here bitch. Gabriel may have come out brefly to tell you to stay but you shoudl hear teh things he says when we're .......well i don't want to give it away. suck neuticles hataz!!!!

What's a neuticle?

I didn't know what a neuticle was, either! That's really strange. I wonder if those ever get dislodged and relocated to another part of the dog? I guess it doesn't matter, because my dog is a girl--her name is Penelope and she's half cocker spaniel and half maltese and she's sooooo cute! Sometimes I dress her up like this. That's not my dog, but it looks like her.

you honestly expect me to believe that you've ever even been within 100 miles of gabriel? puh-leez.

and i don't know how i can be "certan" of my status, because i don't know what the made-up word "certan" means.

BITCHEZ, I had FUN last night. He hasn't brought the KINK yet, but he's hinting at it. Like last night he made a RISOTTO that was TO DIE. And I'm eating and just SWOONING because a man who FEEDS me well can make me his bitch. And while we're eating he asks me "What do you think about TORTURE?" And I said, "HONEY, I am a member of AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL." Then he didn't say anything for a while. Then I said something to CHANGE THE SUBJECT and we moved on.

So then later we were watching HOSTEL, which I wasn't very impressed with, considering it's all breeder sex and violence. And he starts jerking off during the REALLY GORY parts, and I'm like, hmmmm, but I took the opportunity to TURN THAT SHITTY MOVIE OFF, and we continued that particular discussion IN THE BEDROOM. All was normal. He didn't try to kill me. Am wondering if I should try a THIRD DATE. (and yes I am WELL AWARE of all of your MASOCHISTIC tendencies but I presume that even YOU GIRLS don't want to be KILLED on a date, right?)

What do you THINK?

he's gunna dump you for sending him all the mixed signals. you tell him your with amnesty international but then you tell him his risotto is to die for. then you act like you don't like the movie but then you get all hot & bothered watching it and have to take him to the bedroom. sack up and take the sweet punishment he is dishing or set him free for someone else who can appreciate him. i'm sure your third fuck fling with him he's gunna bring the pain becuz your acting like a i said no but i mean yes bitch.

What MIXED SIGNALS? Look, I like to train my men like DOLPHINS. I REWARD them for POSITIVE behaviors and ignore the NEGATIVE ones. If a man makes me risotto, I'll COMPLIMENT him. If he wants to talk torture, I'll CHANGE THE SUBJECT. I certainly DID NOT get all 'hot and bothered' watching that movie, but I did get hot and bothered at the sight of his COCK. Is that such a crime? I REWARDED him for that display and TURNED OFF the movie, indicating that that sort of thing is a TURN OFF for me. I don't see what's so wrong with this approach.

what-fucking-eva!!!!! your in soooooo much denial. honey call me after your next fling to fill me in on alls the gory detailz. that is if he leaves you the use of your fingaz!

Glad to hear you and Leather Face had an enjoyable evening, Gayboy. If you're worried about him busting out the kink on your next date, perhaps you should bust it out first and be the dominant one for a change. It gets old always being the one to take it up the ass.

good advice, gogo.

Okay I just wanted to say that I'm going to be busier than expected this afternoon so I prob. won't be able to judge the trivia contest til tomorrow. I've heard from some of you already but there are others who I'm pretty sure would want to play along but haven't yet. So you have extra time to send in your entries...let's say...noon Gabriel Standard Time tomorrow (that's PST for those not in the know).

Send your entries to stankette@yahoo.com. If you think you're the bigger fan, PROVE IT.

Thanks for your offer. I'd be happy to help judge; it's one of my many talents. Do I get a name tag? Official judging pen?

Dude, where is everyone today? It's like a ghost town around here.

Shhhhhh...I've been applying for jobs. my mother doesn't know. I need to have my own money if I'm ever going to buy a l'orangerie stank t-shirt or album or concert tickets or any of that other stuff. Maybe if I have a job long enough i can move out of my mother's house. I'm tired of running laps and the speech therapy and all the times Mother says things like "Tell me your honest opinion on things, I need a good laugh."

I think i did really good on my Hallmark interview. The manager seemed impressed when I showed her how I memorized the insides of some of my favorite cards.

My dear, sweet Gabeluv, I bet you'd be good at writing Hallmark cards. So like, how old are you anyway?

I'm 23 and a half. So I think it's okay for me to have a job now. Mother likes to keep me home most of the time and most of the time I'd rather be home. But I'm never going to meet Gabriel if I never leave my home because he doesn't know where i live.

Okay so BITCHEZ I told my PSYCHO KILLER man that I'm up for seeing him on Saturday.....omg, so like third date in a week in a GAY RELATIONSHIP???? He seriously is either out to kill me or become my LIFE PARTNER.

Anyway, so Saturday night we're going to see "The Black Dahlia"...dinner out either before or after and then????????????

Whore, call me FIRST THING Sunday morning and if you don't hear from me by then call the POLICE.

Dude, it's time to man up. Bust out a ball gag and some leather restraints before he can go to town on you.

ok i'll call you but if i have to hear that gay ass its raining men ringback song you've got on your phone i'm totally going to lose my shit!!!!!!

omg if i went to a movie with Gabriel i would tooooottttaaalllllyyyy go down on him like in that song. i don't really like that whiney bitch but she had a good idea there. it would be soooooooooooo hawt!!!!!!!!

you are so TIRED.

You've been such a crank lately, c-rock. What gives?