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ATTENTION: This site has been identified as SUBVERSIVE by the Bureau of Morality [sec. 04-31(a)(1)(a)] This site has been linked to a known subversive, Gabriel Miller, and viewing the contents of this site has been classified as a Class B felony. Anyone viewing the contents of this site without the appropriate licenses and/or permits is subject to a fine of $10,000 and/or 10 years in prison. The Bureau of Morality seeks any available information regarding the whereabouts of Gabriel Miller and his associaties identified below.





Gabriel Miller - aka Gabriel_WTC, The.Hottest.Man.On.The.Planet., The Second Savior, Cinnamon Stallion
Dan Angel - aka Angelman



Evie Stanton - aka Gabriels_Whore (Do not attempt to approach. Suspect is considered armed an dangerous.)



Trayce Czesnick  - aka GayBoy4Gabe
(companion unknown)



Sarah Watson - aka Gabeluv
Beatrice Watson - aka Mommaluv



Gertrude Vogel - aka Stankette



Charlie Clouser - aka Gabe_Hataz
Danny Lohner - aka Lohnwolf
Bob (surname unknown) - aka BobFromHallmark



Brandy Peterson - aka Gabes_GoGo_Girl



(identity unknown) - aka CombatRock2006, GabrielsBitch



Maise - aka Gabriel's manager (spectral dog?)


Withholding information about any of these individuals is also classified as a Class B felony and will result in the loss of citizen points. Citizen points can be earned for the reporting of any pertinent information about these persons. Please contact your local Bureau of Morality precinct for more information.
 
REMEMBER--VIEWING THIS PAGE IS A CRIME.
 

One nation under God.
 
22nd-Mar-2007 10:15 pm - he'd been warned

20th-Mar-2007 05:38 pm - Michael Bolton is Death Incarnate








As you sit home and weep and moan;
You feel that you are not alone.

An evil presence has manifested itself;
And preys on your good health.

Sucking the very spirit from your soul;
The presence invades your brain like a mole
.
Foul thoughts embrace your mind;
As death incarnate destroys your sight and makes you blind.

Clumsily you meander through the darkened halls;
Screaming intensely as you stumble and fall.
Feel the presence gnawing on your soul;
As evil thoughts take control.

Fall and fall again as you will;
Never again can you sit still.
Death has found a new toy;
Ancient dreams come to mind as you were a girl.

As you have once been told;
Visions of horror unfold.
And death forces you to enjoy;
Your new life as a toy.

Wails in the night;
Screams of fright.
No longer can you see;
As death wills it to be.


Open the drawer and see the blades;
Proceed through doors and the smile fades.

Crooner of Love, see this knife;
At last, an end to your strife.


As the pale sounds of horror fade away;
The Grim Reaper takes you with him, for you must pay.
Your life is at its end, my friend;
Ever more shall you pay for your gluttonous sin.

14th-Mar-2007 12:11 am - i'm back cunts







petey WHATTHEFUCKHAPPENEDTOMYAPARTMENT??????!???????!!!!!!!?!!?!!!!!

23rd-Feb-2007 01:13 pm - HELLO?
special guest gayboy
OKAY, so the WHORE is AWOL these days.  Oh don't worry GABRIEL FANS, she doesn't CALL ME BACK EITHER.  I don't know WHAT the problem is.

ANYWAY, I just thought that we NEEDED a NEW POST.  And an opportunity to CELEBRATE ME.

Anonymous, are you really GABRIEL INCOGNITO?  Have you FINALLY admitted YOUR ATTRACTION to my CROTCHAL LEAR JET OF LOVE?  (And don't worry, the doctor has CLEARED ME FOR TAKE-OFF, if you get my drift).

PREACH IT!
31st-Jan-2007 01:22 am - $1 bill's new face
fan dancer goth



now being released in lower incrament for the cheap dudes who love the ladies of the lap dance.



26th-Jan-2007 12:45 pm - detox
fan dancer goth
stanky hunny your worrying all of us.  you sound like your having major withdraw from something more than just herbal supplaments.  what the hell ARE you taking?  maybe you should read about this.  

http://www.drugtreatment911.com/?gclid=CIvWv7bf_okCFU8KFQodzx_RQw

they even have a All Natural Holistic Detox program.  just do us all a favor & get off the juice.
18th-Jan-2007 07:07 am - herbal stank
fan dancer goth



here yous go stanky.  i figure your just one step away from becoming a protien shake junkie if your on the herb supps.  are you like all body builder gross to?  gabriel is never going to want you if you look like you could kick his ass.  or if your clit has grown bigger than his cock because of what ever roids your taking.  get with the program girl!


but what a lovely poem.  i think its worth reposting.


 hear your voice echoing in my head as I pass by all the people who focus on their petty lives. What is the cost of bread? I don't know. Gabriel speaks the truth. My coffee doesn't taste right. My coffee doesn't taste right. Goddamn the barista! GAbriel speaks the truth.

Your music moves through my body, travels through my veins. Gabriel is a drug. A drug with powerful side effects. You may urinate more frequently and you will see the truth. Because GABriel speaks the truth.

If only I could touch your hands, feel your fingers, lick your palms, the sweat off your hand touches your guitar strings. Your fingerprints all over my skin. GABRiel speaks the truth.

There are a thousand candles lit in my living room, a thousand candles lit. They melt, they catch the curtains on fire. My soul is on fire because GABRIel speaks the truth.

Gabriel is a bonsai. I am a weed. Gabriel is the sun, I am a lonely asteroid. Gabriel is a cheese danish. I am a croissant. GABRIEl speaks the truth.

His voice pours out of his mouth and I can see it. I can see his voice, it looks like golden honey, it pours all over me and into my ears and it smells like freshly mown grass and it tastes like chicken stock. Is this what they call spunk? GABRIEL speaks THE TRUTH.

11th-Jan-2007 12:04 am - mix -n- match
fan dancer goth
i can make this work.  these worlds combine gracefully.  James will see.  i just know it.  i'm gunna learn to tease that man til he passes out.    oooooooh he won't know what hit em.  i've got to go work on a routine. 







9th-Jan-2007 10:47 pm - new years....
fan dancer goth

oh yous silly silly people.  James doesn't have me trapped away somewhere.  no!  i've been verrry busy practicing with my new fan dancing instructor.  see James for X-mas got me lessons with this retired burlesque dancer who is AWESOME!!!!!  he said that even though he knows it wuz wrong to look around since this is my semi private journal for feelings & junk he peeked about & saw that i wuz into feathers & wings & stuff.  he thought i woudl really like this & I DO! I LOVE IT!!!!  every day since x-mas passed i've been practicing practicing practicing.  isn't he thoughtful.....  i'm figuring out that James does have a dirty side its just a old world dirty that i'm trying to learn everything i can about it.

so that wuz xmas.....then for new year's he decided that he didn't want us to have to fight the drunken crowds so he rented out this verrrrry cool, very posh, very private nightclub for us.  JUST US! well us & the waiter/cook & a bartender.  but it wuz sooooo cool. they cooked a shrimp dinner for us right at the table on this flaming wok thing. we shared several bottles of wine {only the best of course!} over the evening so by the time midnight wuz rolling around we were both tipsy.  that's when he asked me how my dancing lessons were going.  i said it would be better if i show him.  since i've been going to practice so much i had my fans & my music out in his car {he's been shoferring me around}.  when i came back i had the waiter guy move this silk screen shade foldy thing by the front door over next to our table.  James had the bartender bring over a bottle of champange while i wuz setting up.  then he dismised them all for our privacy.  THEN with some music playing i  s l o w l y & sexily started removing clothing one piece at a time behind the shade so James got the best silloutte show ever.  he even let off a few cat-call whistles he wuz so feelin it.  then i donned my fans & danced for him on that table thing.  see how excited james is.  he wuz slapping his hand on the table. his other hand....well he said he dropped somthing under the table but he never really found it that i could see. 



i made my way down & onto our table for a little closer show.  james started reaching for my feet but i wanted to tease him.  so i folded one of my fans & ran the feathers over his face.  while his eyes were closed & while he wuz still rubbing my feet i folded my other fan & slapped his little hands.  he pulled them back pretty quick & i pushed him back into his seat with my foot squarly on his collar bone.  of course he couldn't help himself in stealing a kiss on my ankle.  i told him "if you want to use your hands for something useful then open up that champange bottle".  so he did & he got out his hankercheif & soaked it in champange & started wiping my feet with it & doing that kissing thing again.  i could feel his warm exhales & feel his lips trembling.  i picked up the bottle of champange & had him lay back in his seat while i dribbled it down my leg & had him drink it from off my toes.  it wuz really messy but he wuz enjoying it SOOO much.  O.M.G. he sucked my toes to!!!!!  he can do the most AMAZING things with his tongue.  sucking & caressing & licking & just O!M!G! i could feel him moaning as he sucked. each. little. toe. in his mouth.  it tickeled but turned me on SOOOOO mUCH!!!!!!!!!  well with what we had drunk.....the disorienting feeling of having James nibble my toes....& the champange that was spilt on the table; i slipped & fell hard.  it was so embarasing!!!!  but feeling the pain while getting pleasure....what a nice bonus..........& a reminder of times past.  my thigh throbbed from where i landed but i manage to stay on the table.  but you guys are never gunna believe what happened next.  after he made sue i wuz all right James. my James. my vanilla James.......FUCKED ME ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!  that man wuz so hot for me he overcame his shyness & properness & he totally fucked me on that table.  he scootched my bum right to the edge, dropped trou & gave me the dickens!  he kept my legs together but raised my feet overhead so he coudl pound me & kiss my tooties at the same time all while i rubbed in the bruising spot on my thigh.  oh sweet pain i've missed you so.  ooooo.....hssss....yea.....{giggle}......yea James yea.....uhuh..uhuh....uhuh.....oh baby oh god, oh my god, ohmygodohmygodohmygodOhMyGodOHMYGODOHMYGOD ... YES!!!!!!!!!!!  his undoing wuz when he held my feet titgh together & licked my arches....my moment wuz seconds later when he busted his nut & bit my heel while whimpering.  oh FUCK YES it wuz HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! he got off on my feet & i got off on my sweet sweet pained pleasure.  a few minutes later as he came to rest still inside me we heard the fireworks going off out side.  it wauz the most amazing way i have EVER brought in a new year!!!!  

so petey how woudl you feel about subletting my apt from me?  cuz hunny......after all that.....i'm serioulsy considering moving in with James.  fuckin-A.

21st-Dec-2006 11:59 am - X-Mas
well i'm off for a extended stay with james at his parent's house. petey i'm leaving you in charge of my apt while i'm gone. DO NOT abuse my trust in you. so since there's a good chance i'll be with out computer access here's everyone's christmas card early..... 





 MERRY CHRISTMAS 
STANK_SKANKS!

19th-Dec-2006 01:04 am - suck it martha, i can cook to
pissed off goth

lil-pozer you are hardly any kind of voice of authority here to be handing out banishments.  i have to say that petey has come up with some valid points on you figmentary status as gabriels_cock & i've come up with some of my own to.

1.  in the 23 posts you've made so far NOT ONCE have you talked about spunk, jizzum, white creamy goodness, sexy love juice, rice pudding of the heart, cumjuice, spooge, etc etc etc etc & the vast vast gallons you've been milked for.

2.  gabriel would never be caught up on one woman.  he's always got or thinks he's gots plenty of ladies around.  

2 & 1/2. gabriel certainly wouldn't be defending any woman on her sluttiness.  in his mind we're all sluts {but some of us have the good sense to be whores which is totally classier}.

3. "There's no way he's going to want another tiny schlong that lies about his size and then runs for cover at the sight of something kinky."  
you fucked up & insinuated that you are also a tiny cock that is afraid of the kink.  gabriel would have NEVER done that.  gabriel knows what he's packing & makes sure that everyone else knows it to.

4. "He said this one time...well, I'd better let him tell it. Or save it for his tell all."  
gabriel would never show restraint in a tell all make jaws drop on the floor kind of story.  he fucking revels in making others miserable about the memories they'd rather forget.  he's famous for it.  

5. "I always thought it was up to the owner to give the cock a nickname. Which is why mine is kinda...well...blah." 
OF COURSE YOUR NAME IS BLAH BECUZ GABRIEL DIDN'T NAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  your trying to pass yourself off as his cock but we KNOW your just crock's fake cockeroo not only becuz of the above & below reasons but the fucking name sounds like something her lame ass would come up with.  seriously no fucking wit with that one.  how soon before as a plastic dong you are sneaking out to catch the midnight greyhound to anywhere else usa?

6. gabriel woudln't believe in reincarnation.  its against the Word of god.  b-sides if you've gone somewhere & felt you've been there before its not reincarnation its deja vu, duh!

7. gabriel is into football & a trojan man at that you fucking nimrod so he wouldn't be using baseball anologies to explain why he doesn't like somebody.  clearly you don't know shit about the man you were supposedly attached to.  dumbfuck.



so lil-pozer as they say the apple doesn't fall far from the tree the same principal applies to a cock except that cocks aren't supposed to fall off unless there is something severely WRONG which in clouser's case is understandable {no offence petey} & we all know that bob is straight up fucking looney so he prolly cut his own weeman off in a attempt to win back gabeluv or some looney whacked out shit like that.  fucking crazy men.  

in any case........lil pozer.....



YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 oh & crock is cheatin on ya with another plastic man.  fyi.

SLUT.

17th-Dec-2006 12:28 am - broken
pissed off goth

BWW.  you fucking come near me & it'll be the biggest fucking mistake you've ever made in your intire fucking existence as a  dinkie dick.  now if you fucking think i'm kidding............let's just say you'll leave a broken man......cock............over-developed clitorus.






























14th-Dec-2006 12:25 pm - EXTRA, EXTRA
pissed off goth
2006.12.13 
[Check_Me_Out, Bitches: I'm_Famous] 

My world domination has begun. 

Gabriel In The News 

Now stroke me. 

Posted by Gabriel in gabriel's_ponderings |

____________________________________________________________

what does GNR have to say about pissing off its greatest fan?  we're waiting with baited breath axl.
13th-Dec-2006 10:27 pm - cumming out of the woodwork

how did we get so goddamned cocky around here?????????  i want it to STOP!!!!  petey your the only one allowed to comment since your such a gentleman & you seem to add something to the conversation.  you other dickless wonders need to piss off.

my gawd you cocks are pa-the-tic.  no wit.  no spunk.  if you've been SO detachable & had the ability to type why haven't we heard from you by now?  bobsweewee where were you when bitch tit bob was acting like a douche the first time gabeluv went over to his house & he tried to accost her?  huh huh huh?  where were you with the apology or explanation?  you should really just turn yourself inside out & become the biggest pussy we all know you are.

lilgabriel.  what the fuck ever pozer.

13th-Dec-2006 02:24 am - cock talk
i wuz able to talk to Petey the Cock in a one on one exclusive interview late this after noon & here's what he had to say.....

_____________________________________________________

we'll start off easy.  

Fair enough. 

what was your best trick for the
Puppetry of the Penis act?

Well, I'm really quite talented at the Lochness monster, but I can bend myself into all kinds of crazy shapes. Clouser was particularly fond of making me look like the Eiffel Tower immediately before performing an Eiffel Tower with Lohner and a lovely lady, one of which I remember quite fondly.

{blushes}  it's kind of you to refer to me as a lovely lady concidering our circumstance.

I speak only the truth, my lady.

elaborate on this quote "Let's just say that it's my winning personality and not his that keeps the ladies happy.  I can't even begin to tell you all of the unsavory places he's put me.  I just hope that should Gabriel take mercy on me and make me his Head Cock that he won't stick me in such foulness.

Oh, Whore, I can't even begin to tell you the number of times I've been traumatized. There was the time in his youth when he tried screwing a hole in a tree and I wound up with a nasty squirrel bite right on the top of my head. 

owwwwie...that sounds painful.

Yes, I feared I would contract rabies, but thankfully, I think the bite I got from the squirrel was cleaner than those I've received from some of his groupies. Let's just say for being kinda slutty, some just have not learned the fine art of giving a proper blow job. Seriously, how many teeth do you ladies have???
But I digress. I think the foulest place Clouser's ever put me is up Lohner's ass. He claims he only likes the ass play with the ladies, but this just isn't so. And don't believe him for a minute when he claims the Lohner incident was just a joke either. He enjoyed it WAY too much to just be joking around. I wish I could say the same.

interesting.....

And let's just say Lohner isn't the most hygienic fellow. I had to hold my breath the entire time and wade through dingleberries. I get the dry heaves just thinking about it!

i feel you there Petey. so what’s your stance on circumcision.  cruel torture or fashionable trend?

Well, since I've been untouched myself, I'd lean towards cruel torture. I mean, who doesn't like snuggling in a warm and cuddly turtleneck? However, when you have some hygiene problems like Lohner, I'd recommend going for a little nip/tuck.

so what wuz your most scandalous shag?

Well, there was an incident with 2/3 of the Pittsburg Steelers, but I'd rather not talk about it. Let's just say it would have made Caligula blush.

sounds positivly hedonistic. now for our gay gabriel loving constituency here, has clouser ever had you standing at attention while looking at, listening to, thinking about gabriel?  Is he a closeted brokeback kinda man?

Well, he's got more of a thing for Lohner than Gabriel, which I will NEVER understand. As GoGo has aptly pointed out, Gabriel is The. Hottest. Man. On. The. Planet. Period. Besides, if I'm anointed Gabriel's Head Cock, don't you think it would be a little incestuous if Clouser was all lusty for him?

well maybe......but could it be considered a masturbation type thing?

That is indeed a point to ponder.


speaking of gogo what exactly did she do to you?  the web cam video feed froze up a couple of times.

GoGo is a cruel mistress. I was all ready to give her some lovin when she whipped out and industrial sized pair of tweezers. I tried to shrink myself up as much as possible, but she strung Charlie up by his ankles, so I was just dangling in the breeze hanging ten. I can't recount all of the horrors she put me through. I still suffer from post-traumatic stress. Let's just say that every time I see a pair of tweezers, I piddle on the floor. It's most embarrassing.

awww......there there little Petey.......are you crying.....i see a something beading in your eye.  {hands a tissue}

Yes, thank you. It pains me so if I dwell on some memories too long.

oh you poor thing. come let me give you a hug. {snuggles Petey between her breasts} there is that better hon?

Much. Thank you.

now.....being detachable, have you ever had any previous owners or defected before?

Unfortunately, no. I was born and bred in Charlie's underoos, so I have not experienced the pleasures of being another man's cock. However, I am hoping Gabriel will see fit to give me a position in his pants. I am very open to new experiences.
And yes, I did defect once before when Charlie's "girlfriend" at the time (the word I'd use is "prostitute", but I digress) tried to go all Lorena Bobbitt on me. I got the hell outta Dodge then. It took some coaxing, but I eventually returned to Charlie. I think I may suffer from domestic abuse syndrome or something.

moving away from the painful topics......

Yes.

as clouser's former cock you must have overheard a lot in your attached state.  any insight as to why Closure hasn't seen the light of day?  (is it because they're still trying to clean off the KY jelly off the master copy from clouser "mixing" it?)

Oh, it's such a long story, Whore, but here goes:
Lohner secretly loaned the master copy to this guy who was the stepbrother of a girl he was amorously involved with (or as he would put it, "banging'), and the guy lost it (shocking, I know). So Lohner told the guy that he either needed to find the master or give him $50 and his PS2 console. If he didn't, Lohner, in his words was going to "start bustin' some skulls." True to form, the LohnWolf has yet to collect either.

do you play any musical instruments that would assist gabriel in the studio?

Given that I don't have any fingers, I'm a little limited as to what I can play. Guitars are too difficult since you need two hands, and I am no Rick Allen, so the drums are out as well. They give me too much of a headache anyway. But I've become adept at hopping around on a keyboard.

i assume that ability has been polished over the years from all the bed hopping you & lohner have done. oh an btw.......just what in the hell was lohner doing to you in this clip?


That filthy, filthy boy convinced Charlie he could stretch me out using that damn vacuum. All he did was leave me with a nasty bruise. I couldn't get hard for a week after that I was so sore. Rotten bastard.

lohner is such a tard & a half! I don’t even know how he can exsist on the day to day. 
if appointed Head Cock, what are your intentions with the cock gabriel already posses?

To be perfectly honest, I'd be happy to share the limelight with Gabriel's current cock. I'm not trying to supplant anyone, just join the party that is Gabriel, or at the very least, the party that happens in his pants. All I ask is to be the top of the pecker order. But I think Gabriel will come to see the many advantages of having two cocks. He can have intercourse with two girls at once, or even double penetrate a his intended. What man wouldn't like the pleasure of making sweet love in a girl's muffy and tootie?

we all know gabriels preferences so do you grow wild, go bonsai, or shave bald?  also your preference for pussy.

I personally prefer the bonsai look, though Charlie was too lazy to keep things neat and trim. And I certainly didn't trust him coming at me with a razor, especially when he whipped out the straight edge! I had to hide behind the toilet for a couple of days when Lohner gave him that idea. 
As for the muffies, each offers a different experience, all of them good. But if I'm forced to choose, I'd go for the bald eagles. There's less resistance going in for a landing that way.

nice stragity. 
now  a hypothetical.......suppose you take me on a fuck buddy date, because obviously I can't take you to dinner, where do we go?

Well, since I enjoy being pampered, as I'm sure you do as well, I'd take you to the spa for a little rub and tug. Then we'd have a quiet evening at home in front of the fire, where I would read you Shakespearean love sonnets. Even fuck buddies deserve a little romance once in awhile.

uhhhhh....yea.....whatever. what are your real measurements when clouser isn't around opening his big stupid mouth and making you shrivel with embarassment?

Well, I realize that I am no porn star, but I like to think that I'm bigger than average. When standing at full attention, I'm approximately 8.36542 inches long. But let's be honest. We all know it's about the girth, and I'm a full 9.32687 inches across. A little chubby, yes, but the ladies don't complain. I suspect that's why you had a rather enjoyable encounter with me even if Buttmunch had to go acting like a Neanderthal.

if I help you find "a warm place" will you help me with something else?

But of course, my lady.

i’ll hold you to that. well this has been a pretty smoothe interview.  thank you so much for sitting down with me.

My pleasure. I aim to please.

of course you do........
12th-Dec-2006 03:02 am - name game






"NO NAME OF HER OWN"

She was a throw away child
unclaimed.

For all of her young life
she just wanted to have a name.

She suffered through
unseen tears.

Through all the silent years
she longed to be claimed.

She saw many nameless places
and faces of the same name.

Many faces of stone

but all she wanted was
a name of her own.





and so i am revealed.........james has spoken my name..........



evie be me.

7th-Dec-2006 07:48 am - baby oh baby
wait.....what??????  gabeluv's PG?  you guys didn't use protection?????  what the fuck you two!!!!!!!  i coudl have expected this from gabeluv becuz it wuz her first time & she's naeive & a clueless twit some days but gayboy...........you should know better.  you gay not sterile.  

gabeluv honey if you need me to stop by the store & pick you up a tester just call me.  i don't know how i feel about the first fanclub baby..............i'm not turning this site into some nursery rhyme place.
5th-Dec-2006 12:40 am - [without_cock]

so i log on tonight to see todays happenings and i find this shit?  

http://gabriels-whore.livejournal.com/26203.html?thread=895579#t895579

it would seem your man-rod is abandoning you clouser.  i'm so surprized it didn't happen years and years ago.  but now that your no longer attached petey, i suppoze you'll be looking for someplace to stay.  you could get a nice little camping condo for the time being.  i doubt gabriel will be doing much hiring.  i suppoze he could use you as a stunt double.  or like a army grunt to check out fox holes to look for traps or signs of desieses or items that were forgotten to be removed from the area after smuggling them thru the airport.  it'd be a thankless job but you wouldn't have to deal with that dipshit clouser anymore.  

little guy tell us how exactly are you typing?????????? using the hunt & pecker method??   LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!


& see clouser even thou yous go by the name gabe_hataz i KNEW some part of you wanted in gabriels pants!!!!!  LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1st-Dec-2006 12:22 pm - new rulez
pissed off goth

fans/hataz are NOT ALLOWED to be live cyber fucking (or prematurely ejaculating) in the comments section!!!!!!!!!!  

ESPECIALLY CLOUSER!!!!!

if that happens to cum about the only person allowed to do that is ME.  THE OWNER / CREATOR / MAKER.  AND I'LL DO IT WITH WHOEVER I WANT TO.  

DON'T LIKE IT 

.....................

SUCK IT.


promdate if it happens again then you'll be the one gone.  your a tramp anyways.

30th-Nov-2006 09:24 pm - a modest proposal
special guest gayboy

Well, EVERYONE it has been an INTERESTING WEEK with GABELUV and her MOTHER.  And the more EVERYONE keeps talking about GABELUV and me getting MARRIED, the more I'm GETTING USED to the idea.  THINK about it.  I can FINALLY get the SOCIETAL and FINANCIAL BENEFITS of MARRIAGE, my PARENTS will be PLEASANTLY SURPRISED, and GABELUV really isn't all bad.  (Her MOTHER however is WORSE than you could POSSIBLY IMAGINE.)
 
And I would get to throw a BIG PARTY and look DROP DEAD GORGEOUS in a TUX and order the FLOWER ARRANGEMENTS and have the RECEPTION in a SWANK HOTEL at $65 a PLATE and plan the FIVE-COURSE MENU and figure out our WEDDING COLORS and sample CAKE.  I can FINALLY have the WEDDING I always DREAMED about since I was a LITTLE BOY.  And although it's not the SAME-SEX UNION my heart MOST DESIRES, I think we could make this PARTNERSHIP work.  Especially if I could get BETTER HEALTH INSURANCE from HALLMARK.  After all, all over the WORLD marriages are ARRANGED and not necessarily based on unrealistic romantic notions like LOVE and SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
 
One thing, though, Gabeluv.  I think at LEAST once a WEEK, you need to let me GO OUT WITH THE BOYS, if you catch my DRIFT.  I'll be a HAPPILY MARRIED MAN, as long as I still have access to COCK.  What do you say? 
23rd-Nov-2006 12:02 am - HOLIDAY








HAPPY THANKGIVING!


crack open a bottle of your best wine & get stuffed by the one you love!
{or are currently fucking}

20th-Nov-2006 11:53 pm - gayboy's future?



the future according to mommaluv?

20th-Nov-2006 02:00 pm - hey momma
pissed off goth
hey mommaluv

SUCK IT

your sweet little girl lost her cherry to our RAGING QUEEN!  hows ya like dem lemons!  

what demons do you hide momma?  i imagine you have secrets you want no others to see.  do you get a hard on for gabriel?  do you punish yourself for it?  do you clean the floor on hands & knees with your tongue?  make sure you get all those corners clean?  the overprotective mothers are always the ones that harber the darkest filthest things.  how else would they recognize them?  they've done them.  

why are you so mean to gabeluv?  wuz she the product of a cereal box character costume party gone wrong?  you never meant to have the gang bang with lucky the lepruchan,trix the silly rabbit, count chocula, tony the tiger, captin crunch, fred &barnery, the cookie crisp dog, & snap, crackle and pop? how wuz it to suck the cock of the california rasin?  huh huh huh mommaluv.  you filthy minx.............welcome to the fold.  spooge on your face!!!!!!!! 
16th-Nov-2006 05:44 pm - RUINER
special guest gayboy
Well everyone it has CERTAINLY been a TRYING week for me.  There were the EVENTS of LAST WEEKEND which I will detail below.  Then the BETRAYAL at the hands of my SUPPOSED BEST FRIEND who wanted me to HIDE IN SHAME because the man who TREATED HER LIKE DIRT has some HOMOPHOBIA ISSUES.  UNBELIEVABLE!
 
So GAYBRIEL issued his SICK and TWISTED CHALLENGE which involved me either SLEEPING WITH A WOMAN or BEING BANNED from this board.  He has a DARK and PERVERSE HEART.   Dare I say NEFARIOUS?  I dare.  He is MANIPULATIVE and CRUEL and I can't believe that Whore ROLLED OVER like a GODDAMN PUPPY.  WHAT lessons learned, I ask?
 
Anyway I was CONFIDENT that I wasn't going to be BANNED over GABRIEL'S INSECURITY.  Only I was WRONG.  I get this phone call from WHORE who got that WHINY tone in her voice asking me to just LAY LOW for a while, BLAH BLAH BLAH.  I was LIVID.  LIVID!  After EVERYTHING I have done for her when GABRIEL put her to the curb like LAST WEEK'S GARBAGE.  So FINE.  I was BANNED.  WHATEVER.  Like I NEED this STUPID WEBSITE anyway.
 
Then I get a call from GABELUV who was all WORRIED about me.  I EXPLAINED the situation and she did her usual "OH NO OH NO OH NO" thing.  Then she OH SO INNOCENTLY asked me if she could come over for a TAE BO lesson.  Which I was HAPPY to do.
 
So she comes over to my HUMBLE ABODE and we PRACTICE TAE BO.




Afterwards we relaxed and watched some GAME SHOWS and I opened up a bottle of WINE.  I was SURPRISED when GABELUV drank like THREE FOURTHS of it.  So I opened a SECOND bottle of WINE and then we got a little LOOPY and did some CROSS DRESSING (which I'm normally not THAT into).



Well at this point we were just kind of HAPPY and GIGGLY and then GABELUV starts TALKING CRAZY about how she COULDN'T let me be BANNED from the SITE and that she would do WHATEVER IT TOOK to make sure that I met GABRIEL'S CHALLENGE.  I told her NOT to SWEAT IT because I SO DON'T CARE.  At this point I went back to my BEDROOM to change into something a LITTLE MORE MANLY and THIS is what I see when I EMERGE:



 
At this point I'm like WHOA WHOA WHOA.  HELLO?  I'M GAY!  Then she starts getting all TEARY and I realized, OMG she wants to LOSE HER VIRGINITY to me, and I can't make her feel UNDESIRABLE or UNATTRACTIVE.  She'll have a COMPLEX for LIFE!  So...I...I'm sorry, this is DIFFICULT FOR ME.
 





I...
 






I CLOSED MY EYES AND THOUGHT OF RUSSELL CROWE.
 
I TRIED my BEST...I hope it was okay GABELUV!  I was worried she was going to want to GET MARRIED or something but she VERY HAPPILY informed me that this was just a ONE TIME THING because GABRIEL is her TRUE LOVE.  Then she WENT HOME to her WACKED OUT MOTHER.  DEFLOWERED.
 
Then I had a bit of a CRISIS.  FUNDAMENTAL QUESTIONS OF IDENTITY have been RAISED.  Who am I?  What am I?  I had a DECENT ORGASM....WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????  I've spent the LAST FEW DAYS in FORT LAUDERDALE at a GAY FRIENDLY, CLOTHING OPTIONAL RESORT WHERE PETS ARE WELCOME.  And you know what?  Instead of GETTING TO KNOW my fellow VACATIONERS, I've spent MOST OF THIS TIME ALONE in my ROOM, thinking.
 
GABRIEL you are EVIL and DASTARDLY.  WHORE this is YOUR FAULT.  I HATE YOU BOTH.


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